im a little high right now, and i have some conclusions after tonight.
first, you need to get high
then you need to sms your fuck friend
then you need to smoke antoher joint - this time with her
then shes gonna ride you like a horse
then you gonna take a puff break
then you need to put some kurt cobain unplluged song
like this one
then you can go ontop
just go with the rhythm
all the way think about how genius kurt cobain is.
then think to yourself "what the fuck, im thinking about kurt cobain while getting layd"
then finito
then you light another one
then you put this song
she gets impressed
the you go for another final roound
no knockout
shes getting dressed
you dont fucking care
she sees you numb
she goes